Now that your wallet is all lit up.
All night I have been craving ice cream. Chocolate chips. Mint flavoured ice-cream. Best flavor, hands down. And I remembered there being a Mint-Smartie blizzard at the Dairy Queen. And I thought to myself, that is exactly what my cravings are calling for.
...but once I spent $4.38 on the (hardly) delicious treat, I realized I did not want it. I did not crave the artificial mint flavouring, nor the stale chocolate smarties that have proboaly been sitting out in those little plastic crates that contain them, all day.
And now I know why. I don't even like Dairy Queen, at all. When I eat their ice-cream, it feels like my stomach has produced a rolling ball of butter, just dying to come out the wrong way. I could have gone and spent $1.06 at McD's, and had much better ice-cream. But no. Had to be DQ.
I relized today, how fast time has gone. How fast time goes. I bet one day, time will go so fast that there will be someone paid millions, or trillions, or jenga-kigi-illions[whatever bizzare numbers that our future comes up with] to press the fast-forward button continuously on the VCR of the world. Friday marks the first, of very many months. 120 hours. 7, 200 minutes. Yet, I can still remember that night of such pleasure and facsination, as clear as crystal, and how it has continued to improve dramatically. It's something truly remarkable, and I will never forget it, nor will I ever want it to end.
Egad.
