ice cube and snoop dog, nigga what's up!

Jan 03, 2007 16:14

I would like to present you with Exhibit A: an excerpt from an e-mail I just got from work:

Last week we received a comment card from a person alleging someone was masturbating in the library. After talking with two staff members and reading the email account from a third staff person, it seems the situation was unsubstantiated, but a comment card was turned in nonetheless.

Beautiful. At least he didn't leave a mess all over the place like the creepster at the Main Library did. Only the best of the best come to the Dirty South Branch!

I am in a splendid mood. I love my life, I love (most of) my friends, and I love that it's January and it feels almost like spring outside. I drove with my sunroof open blaring music on my way to work today, and that alone is enough to put me in a great mood. Oh, and I'm wearing the new shirt I just got, and I have to say I look pretty cute ;)

HOWEVER, because I have been doing nothing but THIS....


....ever since I turned 21, I'm starting to get sick. Apparently I'm not cut out for the rock star life haha. I felt like death when I woke up this morning, my throat is killing me and I wouldn't be surprised if I lose my voice within the next couple days. Oh well, that week was totally worth it :) ESPECIALLY SATURDAY.

okay, if i haven't yet stated this enough over the past 3+ years, i would just like to reiterate that I HATE THE PEOPLE THAT COME HERE. some gross black guy just mouthed the words "call me" from across the library, as he held his hand to his ear like a telephone. no thanks dude.

well, time to do something productive i suppose.
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