Jul 29, 2006 09:15
Okay, so, they need to change the name of moon mist ice cream. Immediately. And it has to be something cool, like "Awesome Cream" or "Nebulon" or "Purple Haze" or something, because...
...during my afternoons at the Big Ex this week, at one point I decided it would be a really great idea to get me some ice cream at the ol' 4-H barn canteen. I checked out the list of flavours and decided it would be really cool to have Moon Mist, as I haven't had it in years.
So, I stepped up to the counter and said to the 400 year old woman waiting to take my order, "Hi there! I'd like a small Moon Mist please."
Well, she didn't even try to keep her giggles to herself. I guess the idea of a 6'3", 240lb guy ordering Moon Mist was just too much for her, and she started cackling with her one-toothed, ancient mouth.
So, in short. Awesome Cream. Or Nebulon. Or Purple Haze. Just not Moon Mist. It caused me way too much pain. I should sue 4-H for emotional trauma.