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Sunday
I woke up early and we headed into Ohio to see my grandma and cousins. We got to my grandma's house and just hung around there and then my cousins came over. We opened gifts i got a tiffiny's braclete and a purse! Then we played a bunch of games and watched t.v....then somehow my cousins found out about brenden lol so they were like questioning me about him and were like we have to see a pic and running around chasing me lol. Then they were calling him B man ahha and somehow got online but luckly he wasn't on. So after that whole thing we played Bingo and sadly i didn't win lol even tho it was for nothin. So then they left and my brother and I watched the O.C. dvd. Then we headed off to bed....wow we ate so much food!
Today
I woke up and got ready and we just hung around my grandma's house again. We watched a bunch of the O.C. and played poker and stuff. Then we left around 4ish and got home and I drove up to Kroger with my dad to get a bunch of fruit and yogurt to make smoothies with the new smoothie maker we got for christmas. Then we ate pizza and watch t.v. and saw the funniest part of a movie ever haah..lol joe the guy swinging on the door lmao!! wow. Then we went ice skating and that was so fun we stayed out there for so long untill we decided that we were freezing. It was a great day ahha and now my room is shaking with music;)
Got a hockey game tommorrow but it's all th e way out in Grosse Point. My grandparents are comin how embarressing lol.
Chils-Don't worry about it we can hang out tommorrow I'm able to in the morning.
Cher/Kel-You guys rock i haven't seen you in a while!!!
Car-Love ya babe.
Brenden I love you sooooooo much i'm back i missed you!!
Later,
Chile**
*mwah*
Jokes:
Man who falls asleep in church::
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
The test:
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."