Hockey Anon Meme Post #1
Because the FABULOUS original Hockey Kink meme is approaching 10,000 comment cap, I thought I'd start a new one before the inevitable occurs.
THE RULES (lovingly gacked from the original meme as a placeholder):
1. Remember to post anonymously! Unless publicity's your thing, hah.
2. Choose whichever kink you can think of. If it turns you on, it's a ( Read more... )
THE RULES (lovingly gacked from the original meme as a placeholder):
1. Remember to post anonymously! Unless publicity's your thing, hah.
2. Choose whichever kink you can think of. If it turns you on, it's a ( Read more... )
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Okay, we've all seen the epic disaster that is the Toews/Kane phone commercial, and there needs to be fanfic of something, anything, related to that commercial.
(http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-New-Toews-and-Kane-phone-commercial-with?urn=nhl-285359)
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This is taken from putitinmyfivehole on Tumblr...
Someone submitted a secret and it says,
"i want to have a threesome with Marian Hossa and Tomas Kopecky.
&make them speak in Slovak the entire time."
Ok, so...I basically want to see that (speaking Slovak and English), except the third can be whoever you want, preferably a Blackhawk or maybe even another Slovak NHL'er. I'd like to see HoKo team up on the third, tie him up...make him do whatever they want. I'd like to see some orgasm denial/edging.
And GO.
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Evgeni Malkin/Ilya Kovalchuk. anything. Why these two aren't written more I'll never know
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Patrick Kane gets off on wearing women's underwear.
There can be a pairing, if you want, or it can just be about Patrick and lingerie.
I'm not the OP from over there, so honestly, it doesn't have to be Kaner for me to be happy. Legitimately any player is fine with me.
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Patrick and Jonathan are roommates on the road, and Patrick has a big, sublimated crush on Tazer that starts making itself known through wild, raunchy wet dreams that Patrick has every night, starring Jonathan. Patrick wakes up with sticky boxers every morning with vague memories of the dreams, but no idea how loud and altogether provocative he's being in the middle of the night. Jonny, however, knows entirely too well, and is at his wit's end after being woken up every evening by the sound of Kaner, in ecstasy, calling his name.
Finally, Jonny can take it no more, and he crawls into bed with Patrick one night, and wakes him up. Patrick's horrified and embarrassed, but then Jonathan proceeds to bring him off way better than his dream counterpart ever could.
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