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What to say, what to say. Well my long weekend is just about over, how sad. It really was quite enjoyable having the house all to myself except for the fact of waking up at 9:30 and the house is dead silent. The first thing I do when I wake up is turn on some music or the tv so it's not so quiet anymore. Helped Matt bring some stuff to the dump yesterday, some washers and dryers and freezers and lawn mowers and anything else that we didn't care about and wanted to smash up. We should have filmed it for a Cool Things I Did movie. Oh! Check this awesome idea out! I think it would be awesome to take a video camera out and go get pulled over by a cop and then video tape the whole thing. The cop pulling up behind you and then him walking to your window, and then you zoom in on his face and then the whole time that he's talking to the driver you're giving a running commentary. "And now you can see Constable MacIntosh is asking the driver if he knew how fast he was going...the driver pauses and askes the cop if he knew he was being video taped...And now the const is asking him to step out of the vehicle." "Yes officer we're doing a survey on pulling over procedures and just wanted to make sure you were doing your job...however, your tie is crooked, u turned ur lights on too late, u walk too slow and you look like a moron in that stupid little hat of yours...I mean what purpose does that do? It makes you look like freaking Adolph Hitler! And that flourescant green jacket you're wearing? Does your boss make you wear that or does your mommy dress you everyday before you go to work? She probably packs your lunch and gives you money for Tim Horton's as well! Awww how sweet! That's a lot of mistakes there officer but I think we can let you go this time and if you leave the scene within the next 5 seconds we'll consider not sending this tape into headquarters." Have a nice day!