Worst Tie-In Novels Ever

[hobsonphile]

I'm making this post public because I want as much input as possible.

I have convinced myself (with a little encouragement from grey_bard) to run an unofficial reading party at this year's Dragon*Con (probably on the Marriott's tenth floor) celebrating the worst media tie-in novels ever written. I already know that I want to treat you all to some dramatic

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[grey_bard]

Apparently, it exists, and is called "Queen of the Slayers". You heard it here first.

Did I mention the half-vampire miracle baby is the child of Angel *and* Spike as well as Buffy?

[hobsonphile]

That so wins! You're right - we definitely need to acquire this one.

[phoenix_starr]

Oh I have GOT to read that one!

[phoenix_starr]

Queen of the Slayers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)No vacation. No benefits. And the only retirement is an early death

[phoenix_starr]

Found it for sale at this link for about $9 incuding shipping

http://www.a1books.com/cgi-bin/mktSearch?act=showDesc&a1code=PB3SQZRK&itemcode=1416902414

[honorh]

So Connor has a, er, quarter- (or maybe third-) sibling? Dude, that's just not *right!

[londonkds]

It's not actually a physical baby with pregnancy and childboirth, but a humungous howling Goddess Sue mystical entity that manifests to help Slayers in their times of need.

[grey_bard]

That's almost worse. I love it.