i <3 Zach Braff

Nov 29, 2006 20:45

"I..m going shark fishing with a bunch of friends on Sunday. I've never even really been fishing, so jumping right to sharks probably isn't the smartest thing in the world, but I'm going on a guys boat who goes all the time. I hope we catch something huge like JAWS. I will mount it over my front door to proclaim my manhood to all who enter. That probably wouldn't work. People would graffiti him and pull out his teeth to make necklaces. Also someone would probably cut off his top fin and attach it to a hat they could wear underwater at their friend's pool, so their friend would think there's a shark in the pool. But then when his friend starts screaming, he jumps up says, "relax it's just a fin I stole off some dude's shark above his door than I glued to this hat. I'm sorry. Let's just both cool down with a little "Marco-Polo"

-Zach Braff

by far one of the funniest guys ever...

by the way im doing great, navy thing is going good, lifes great, yup yup ttyl guys

ps: sorry for the delay on the entry

<3
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