Read at your own risk / I will destroy YOU

Jul 08, 2009 00:26

My parents love me. Unfortunately the factories in their hearts and souls that mass produce this energy also funnel it through channels of distortion in their brains. Their intense desire to protect me from everything is just a faulty design in the care center of their cerebral cortices. I think I should forgive them for it.

I do wish they went to college though.

Things would be fucking awesome if they went to college. Or at least learned how to interface with electronics/internets.

RandoHM:
I think the government should step in and put a ban on the excessive birth of children. and by government, I mean I should step in and rule this country with an iron fist.

I don't think people stop and think about what kind of leader they would be if given the chance. I know I'd be a ridiculously cutthroat bastard. As long as I knew I couldn't be usurped I'd bend this country over with laws that I deemed fit. I'm glad I don't have much power. That shit corrupts people.

Poor Obama, He's gonna have mad gray hair in one more year.
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