The End Of The World Party 2003
Amrageddon came to my doorstep the other day stark naked with with tendrils of flame all about, causing children and old women to shout, it was breathing plauge and pestulance as far as the eye can see, and if this was indeed the end I would not fear it for I am always ready for the reaper when ever he comes for me,Left brain says clam down the light will be back, Right brain says we're doomed the future is black, Now it was time I thought for a beer, Off to the store I rush to a mob full of panic and fear, they were scourering for batteries, water, and ice, I grab my twelve pack and think damn some Cuervo would be nice, I rush home to start drinkin, then Sal pulls up in a beat up old linclon, Its the end of the world he exclaims, "We're doomed, its all going up in flames", "The end is near", I said "Calm down, have a beer", but he kept jabbering on like a jackass, so I thought quickly and rolled up some grass, his tone returned to normal as smoke filled our heads, and we decided to choke down some reds,and thats when my memory becomes unclear, but I was certain the end truly was near, the night was an orgy of booze, drugs, and fire, and it would be daybreak before we'd retire, that moring fuel was nowher to be found, and I thought how come there's no looting going down, back to the house to gather supplies, but the power was back to all our suprise, so the looting was called off, as well as apocolypse, I felt ripped off.