2009 PICSPAM PART 4b: TV MOMENTS (the funny ones)
The last part finally! Well it's in 4 sub-parts because it's huge.
2009 PICSPAMS
Part 1: New Celeb Crushes
Part 2: Favorite Books/Movies/Music
Part 3: Top Characters
PART 4b:
No specific order. Moments that were really funny, that made me spit my drink/lol in RL/stop the video to laugh.
SPOILER ALERT: this time it's no big deal, of course I'm using images from shows aired in 2009 but it's not like it's a picspam of big reveals.
Barney: Ted, I have to tell you the truth! I'm in love with [sees Robin] Taaacos!
Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole "wait three days" thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and then they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like "Uh okayy, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, they're all in there "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
We're Barn-Man & Robin.
Abed: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there. But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can't sleep. You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I bird? No. I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween.
Judge 1: What are the shapes?
Ann: The shapes are awesome, is what they are. You can't handle it.
Judge 1: No, I like them.
Judge 2: Forgive me. Is that Michael Jackson?
Donna: The pride of Indiana.
April: That's right. So it's relevant.
Judge 2: Who is he carrying?
Leslie: Jesus Greg Kinnear.
Judge 1: It looks like he's carrying Kinnear into the burning building.
Leslie: That's because he's moonwalking. So he... Should be goin' the other way. That did not occur to me.
April: Sorry.
Leslie: So there you go. The spirit of Pawnee.
Adelaide Brooke: State your name, rank and intention.
The Doctor: The Doctor, doctor, fun.
Penny: Does that feel like an arm?
Sheldon: No.
Penny: Then maybe you should let it go.
Sheldon: (quickly removing his hands) Alrighty.
Penny: Sing 'Soft Kitty' to me.
Sheldon: 'Soft kitty' is for when you're sick, you're not sick.
Penny: Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
Sheldon: (sitting on the bed next to her) Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Penny: Wait wait. Lets sing it as a round. I'll start. Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... *Sheldon doesn't join in.*
Penny: So that is when you come in. I'll start over. Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... Still nothing from Sheldon.
Penny: I've got all night Sheldon. *She starts again.*
Penny: Soft Kitty, warm kitty...
Sheldon: Soft Kitty, warm kitty...
Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch.
Ted: The system doesn't see black people?
Veronica: I know. Weird, huh?
Ted: That's more than weird, Veronica. That's basically, well... racist.
Veronica: The company's position is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people. It's just ignoring them. They insist the worst people can call it is "indifferent."
Ted: Well, they know it has to be fixed, right? Please... at least say they know that.
Veronica: Of course they do, and they're working on it. In the meantime they'd like everyone to celebrate the fact that it sees Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Jews.
Topher: Our problems are huge and indomitable.
DeWitt: Ooh, I could eat that word. Or a crisp. Do you have any crisps?
Topher: You haven't seen my drawer of inappropriate starches?
Dominic: [drunkenly, with gun pointed at Victor] Hey, I'm fine!
Victor: All right. Easy, buddy.
Dominic: I know how to solve problems.
Victor: You bet.
Dominic: [his hold on the gun goes limp] Oh, man, this is so heavy. It makes my arms tired.
Cavil: Yes, but Fives in general haven't been that impressive thus far. One of your counterparts managed to get himself outed back on Ragnar Station.
Doral: I can't understand how he was discovered. I heard it was Dr. Baltar.
Cavil: Well, no. I'm not talking about that, exactly. I'm talking about the fact that you're walking around this fleet wearing that jacket, and, more importantly, that face. You're recognizable.
Doral: His jacket was burgundy. This is teal.
The rest of the TV Moments picspam in 3 parts
- epic & cool moments
- Heartbreaking, sad, emotional moments
- OMGWTF moments
2009 PICSPAMS
Part 1: New Celeb Crushes
Part 2: Favorite Books/Movies/Music
Part 3: Top Characters
PART 4b:
No specific order. Moments that were really funny, that made me spit my drink/lol in RL/stop the video to laugh.
SPOILER ALERT: this time it's no big deal, of course I'm using images from shows aired in 2009 but it's not like it's a picspam of big reveals.
Barney: Ted, I have to tell you the truth! I'm in love with [sees Robin] Taaacos!
Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole "wait three days" thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and then they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like "Uh okayy, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, they're all in there "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
We're Barn-Man & Robin.
Abed: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there. But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can't sleep. You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I bird? No. I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween.
Judge 1: What are the shapes?
Ann: The shapes are awesome, is what they are. You can't handle it.
Judge 1: No, I like them.
Judge 2: Forgive me. Is that Michael Jackson?
Donna: The pride of Indiana.
April: That's right. So it's relevant.
Judge 2: Who is he carrying?
Leslie: Jesus Greg Kinnear.
Judge 1: It looks like he's carrying Kinnear into the burning building.
Leslie: That's because he's moonwalking. So he... Should be goin' the other way. That did not occur to me.
April: Sorry.
Leslie: So there you go. The spirit of Pawnee.
Adelaide Brooke: State your name, rank and intention.
The Doctor: The Doctor, doctor, fun.
Penny: Does that feel like an arm?
Sheldon: No.
Penny: Then maybe you should let it go.
Sheldon: (quickly removing his hands) Alrighty.
Penny: Sing 'Soft Kitty' to me.
Sheldon: 'Soft kitty' is for when you're sick, you're not sick.
Penny: Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
Sheldon: (sitting on the bed next to her) Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Penny: Wait wait. Lets sing it as a round. I'll start. Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... *Sheldon doesn't join in.*
Penny: So that is when you come in. I'll start over. Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... Still nothing from Sheldon.
Penny: I've got all night Sheldon. *She starts again.*
Penny: Soft Kitty, warm kitty...
Sheldon: Soft Kitty, warm kitty...
Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch.
Ted: The system doesn't see black people?
Veronica: I know. Weird, huh?
Ted: That's more than weird, Veronica. That's basically, well... racist.
Veronica: The company's position is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people. It's just ignoring them. They insist the worst people can call it is "indifferent."
Ted: Well, they know it has to be fixed, right? Please... at least say they know that.
Veronica: Of course they do, and they're working on it. In the meantime they'd like everyone to celebrate the fact that it sees Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Jews.
Topher: Our problems are huge and indomitable.
DeWitt: Ooh, I could eat that word. Or a crisp. Do you have any crisps?
Topher: You haven't seen my drawer of inappropriate starches?
Dominic: [drunkenly, with gun pointed at Victor] Hey, I'm fine!
Victor: All right. Easy, buddy.
Dominic: I know how to solve problems.
Victor: You bet.
Dominic: [his hold on the gun goes limp] Oh, man, this is so heavy. It makes my arms tired.
Cavil: Yes, but Fives in general haven't been that impressive thus far. One of your counterparts managed to get himself outed back on Ragnar Station.
Doral: I can't understand how he was discovered. I heard it was Dr. Baltar.
Cavil: Well, no. I'm not talking about that, exactly. I'm talking about the fact that you're walking around this fleet wearing that jacket, and, more importantly, that face. You're recognizable.
Doral: His jacket was burgundy. This is teal.
The rest of the TV Moments picspam in 3 parts
- epic & cool moments
- Heartbreaking, sad, emotional moments
- OMGWTF moments