Scared Female Bilbo
Looking for a fic with female Bilbo. Gandalf doesn't tell Bilbo to expect the dwarves and when they arrive she panics and starts setting traps all over her home and locks herself in her room. The dwarves not realizing she's female or that they were unexpected think Bilbo's accidentally triggered his traps and try to rescue him. Only by the end they figure they basically broke-in and terrified a solitary female and feel shammed, but also pissed at Gandalf for causing the whole mess.