Bilbo has a baby, the Shire has an army, and Fili is awesome?

[darkhorse93]

I've been trying to find a fic I read ages ago. Everyone lived after the battle of the five armies, but Bilbo was still banished I think. He returns to the Shire, and gives birth to his and Thorin's child. Somehow, Fili discovers that Bilbo has had his Uncle's child. He agrees to keep it secret. One day he is watching the child while Bilbo is running an errand, and he is attacked and the child is taken. It turns out some of Dain's soldiers are behind the kidnapping, and are taking to child to Thorin; they believe that since the child is Thorin's heir, it should be with him. The Shire bands together and agrees that they will threaten war if the child is not returned to Bilbo. Bilbo and Fili head to Erebor to threaten war unless Bilbo's child is returned. Also, the kidnappers think that Bilbo and Fili are lovers.

Also, Bilbo might have been a girl in this fic? Not sure.