Jesse and I were planning on exploring that "America's Incredible Pizza Company" that opened up around here tonight, but, after putting all rumors to rest that they are a christian organization in disguise, we've decided not to.
For one thing, they have a slightly inconspicuous jesus fish in their logo:
See it? Look at the bottom.
The final straw was this crap on their website:
Through all the growth and success, Rick, Cheryl and their Incredible management team have focused clearly on their Mission Statement and Family Values, plus the goal of donating millions of dollars to Christian missionary groups.
America's Incredible Pizza Company Mission Statement
* We choose to manage our business according to God’s principles.
* The vision of our company is for our customers and employees to have “fun.”
* We want to achieve quality in food and service through employee training, attitude, pride and appreciation. We want to provide an atmosphere where our employees can learn and grow through our “Family Values.” (below)
* We want our work to be an adventure, done in a spirit of cooperation and fun. In doing this, our goal is to build relationships within our staff, our customers and our vendors.
* We want to be actively involved with the children in our community and to be a positive influence in their lives.
Family Values
* To always speak positively and encourage each other with mutual respect.
* To be prompt, appropriately dressed and practice good personal hygiene.
* To be loyal, honest, trustworthy and friendly.
* To always work safely, watching out for others as well as ourselves.
* To always work as a team, serving each other and helping wherever needed.
* To approach change with excitement and a teachable spirit, knowing that we are constantly improving everything we do.
Nice concept for an entertainment business; horrible execution.