Comments | hobbit_maiden: "On with the dance, let joy be unconfined..." -Mark Twain

hobbit_maiden

"On with the dance, let joy be unconfined..." -Mark Twain

Jun 16, 2007 16:22

Everyone is so down right now ... is the damn Mercury Retrograde over yet?? Come on now children, we all need to hold hands and pull ourselves out of it!!

Despite a really rosy & heavy looking picture on my new CO driver's license, and several photos I've seen lately that add about 100 pounds to my likeness; I caught myself looking into the ( Read more... )

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mingpagoda June 19 2007, 03:22:41 UTC

I will tell you what alcohol-doom drink equals "Cheer the fuck up" for mings... Sex on the Beach shots. Turns both Brian and I into giggling masses of stupid. In fact, everytime Brian has succeed in getting me drunk it has been with those. Those of you who know my tolerence to alcohol know, in general, I can hold it. These, however, have me shit-faced after two. 'Boobie-bounce with an equally drunk Irish girl in seventh floor boys bathroom and then have a duel with stolen umbrellas' SHIT-FUCKIN-FACED. Bless Apre and its stiff drinks. Christ - that was five months ago.

hobbit_maiden June 19 2007, 03:39:40 UTC

You can hold it?? HA!!! I can drink you under the table any day my friend!

mingpagoda June 19 2007, 03:48:34 UTC

Name one time you out drank me.

hobbit_maiden June 20 2007, 02:26:40 UTC

Name one time I haven't.

mingpagoda June 20 2007, 04:18:18 UTC

Let's define this even further. Name a time when you out drank me and were able to hold your shit together.

Here are two times, I can specifically name, where I, one, out-drank you and two, also *held my shit together.*

First weekend camping at fair and the Kaluha inccident with Perry.

DMB in NYC (in which the only reason I stopped drinking was because you couldn't keep your shit together and were falling all over the place.) That fucking bush in Central Park never saw it coming.

hobbit_maiden June 20 2007, 23:13:16 UTC

You must have me confused with someone else (Timmy or Jenny perhaps?) on the Kaluha incident. I think I'd remember drinking with Perry. If I'm wrong, I'll need more details. It seems to me that I spent the 1st camping weekend at Camp Athens with the pirates, fighting off that drunk asshole from the scarlet guard.

DMB doesn't count! The reason you stopped drinking is because security stopped letting VIPS bring alcohol back to the concert green. Which, by the way, is why I couldn't keep it together ... after slamming my two mixers and your two rum&cokes when I wasn't allowed to bring them out to the green and didn't want them to go to waste.
And I didn't land in the bush ... you caught me by the back of my shirt.

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