This one is for Starfire Moonlight, who wanted an explanation on why hobbits don’t like boats or water; and for Rabid Sam Fan, who suggested a story explaining the odd nature of the Tooks.
Chapter 13 - Out of the Oar-dinary
http://storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=4830&cid=25237 Summary: Apparently, even hobbits don't know everything there is to know about hobbits - not that it stops them from coming up with explanations of their own.