Only because I typed in the first thing just to see what it was, and had to do the rest because of it.
Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Use your REAL 1st name, or if it's rare use your middle name.
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Heather Needs Men ...Now!"
[LMFAO]
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Heather looks like beautiful actresses."
[Not the title, but none of them worked. This at least is the proper working in the quick summary from the first link.]
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "‘Rock of Love’ Heather says Producers Made Me Look Bad"
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A:"Heather Wants to Grab His Booty!"
[Another summary sentence.]
Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: "John McCusker - The rose in the heather/Does this train go to ..."
[Do lyrics count? How about this then: "Top Shelf: I Have Returned! or Heather Does Pennsylvania"]
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "MySpace.com - Heather Hates You - BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Pop Punk ..."
[I'M A BAND! Or.. was a band. They ended a year ago I guess?]
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Heather asks if it is true?"
[Is it?]
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Heather Goes To Hollywood (Magic Attic Club)"
[Sweet]
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "heather likes anal.. no wait thats katie pictures from capricorn ..."
[D:.. D:.. Dx.. WTF WITH ALL THE SEXUAL THINGS?!]
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "YouTube - Heather eats a goldfish."
[o.o www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ga_JCxKZsw k.]
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Heather Wears Her Sunglasses"
[Only in the car]
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Heather was arrested for felony dui of drugs after a collision with a bicycle."
[Fucking bike came out of no where. (all 9 other top results had to do with Heather Locklear)]