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The Book of Viggo
by Viggo Mortensen
With an introduction by Viggo Mortensen
Viggo Mortensen Press
Table of Contents
1. How Viggo Mortensen Sprang Forth from Viggo Mortensen's Head
2. How Viggo Mortensen Beat the Northern Wind
3. How Viggo Mortensen Became Father of Viggo Mortensen's Children: Exene, Henry and the Great Flood
4. How Viggo Mortensen Invented Menstruation: Viggo Mortensen Bleeds History
5. How Viggo Mortensen Separated Good from Evil and Founded the Earth and Firmament
6. How Viggo Mortensen, Frost Giant, was Licked Free from a Salt Block by the Majestic Yak and the World Sprang Forth from their Shuddering Loins
7. How Viggo Mortensen Made a River Run Through Viggo Mortensen
8. How Viggo Mortensen Engendered Earth, Wind, Fire, Earth, Wind & Fire, Death, Livestock, Blood, Frogs, Darkness, Hail, Boils, Pestilence, Wild Beats, Locusts, the Slaying of the First Born, Pavement, Punk Rock, Sex, Traffic, Hair, Music, his Son, the Bicycle, War, Solitude, Funnel Cake, the Mix Tape, Seasons, Bell Bottoms, Extasy, Uranium Isotope 72, Drag, Paralysis, and Soap
9. How Viggo Mortensen Created Double-Bladdered Gods and Single-Bladdered Mortals
10. How Viggo Mortensen Spilled Forth from His Guts Double-Battered Chicken Fingers and Singled-Battered Fish Sticks
11. How Viggo Mortensen Prevented the Collision of the Staten Island Ferry and the Primordial Dragon of Chaos
12. How the Lighthouse of Viggo Mortensen Gave Birth to the Pantheon
13. How Viggo Mortensen's Photography Saved Mankind
14. How Viggo Mortensen's Chanting Will Inherit the Earth
by Viggo Mortensen
With an introduction by Viggo Mortensen
Viggo Mortensen Press
Table of Contents
1. How Viggo Mortensen Sprang Forth from Viggo Mortensen's Head
2. How Viggo Mortensen Beat the Northern Wind
3. How Viggo Mortensen Became Father of Viggo Mortensen's Children: Exene, Henry and the Great Flood
4. How Viggo Mortensen Invented Menstruation: Viggo Mortensen Bleeds History
5. How Viggo Mortensen Separated Good from Evil and Founded the Earth and Firmament
6. How Viggo Mortensen, Frost Giant, was Licked Free from a Salt Block by the Majestic Yak and the World Sprang Forth from their Shuddering Loins
7. How Viggo Mortensen Made a River Run Through Viggo Mortensen
8. How Viggo Mortensen Engendered Earth, Wind, Fire, Earth, Wind & Fire, Death, Livestock, Blood, Frogs, Darkness, Hail, Boils, Pestilence, Wild Beats, Locusts, the Slaying of the First Born, Pavement, Punk Rock, Sex, Traffic, Hair, Music, his Son, the Bicycle, War, Solitude, Funnel Cake, the Mix Tape, Seasons, Bell Bottoms, Extasy, Uranium Isotope 72, Drag, Paralysis, and Soap
9. How Viggo Mortensen Created Double-Bladdered Gods and Single-Bladdered Mortals
10. How Viggo Mortensen Spilled Forth from His Guts Double-Battered Chicken Fingers and Singled-Battered Fish Sticks
11. How Viggo Mortensen Prevented the Collision of the Staten Island Ferry and the Primordial Dragon of Chaos
12. How the Lighthouse of Viggo Mortensen Gave Birth to the Pantheon
13. How Viggo Mortensen's Photography Saved Mankind
14. How Viggo Mortensen's Chanting Will Inherit the Earth