Prompt Post 13

[bettiebloodshed]

Welcome to the Hobbit Prompt Post!

PROMPT FREEZE. This will stay in place for a bit longer than normal; we have a lot of prompts still to fill. So instead of 72 hours, let's go for a week, okay?

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Aule, Dwarfs of the Company, Any. Sort-of Divine Reincarnation

[anonymous]

Aule/Mahal, in order to be close to his children, to keep himself humble, as Iluvatar’s price for not destroying the dwarves, to poke around in Middle-Earth and do something, take your pick - occasionally incarnates as a humble dwarf to live a mortal lifespan or two. He has no out-of-the ordinary powers, no one finds out who he really is, and it’s your choice as to whether or not he even remembers who/what he really is.

Summary: Aule is a member of the company. Not one of the line of Durin, please; personally, I'd prefer it be Bofur.

Bonus: Everyone's reactions in the afterlife when they discover their friend/relative/etc. is actually their God.

Re: Aule, Dwarfs of the Company, Any. Sort-of Divine Reincarnation

[anonymous]

Seconding! And oh wow, Bofur would be perfect.

Re: Aule, Dwarfs of the Company, Any. Sort-of Divine Reincarnation

[anonymous]

Seconding!! And I wasn't thinking Bofur until you said Bofur and now I want it to be Bofur

Re: Aule, Dwarfs of the Company, Any. Sort-of Divine Reincarnation

[leaper182]

Are you looking for any pairings at all? Or just a gen fic?

Bilbo, The Company, Degrees of Relation

[anonymous]

Throughout their journey, the Company speculates about Bilbo and, by extension, Hobbits in general - for all that they resemble Men, halflings have some suspiciously dwarfish traditions and behaviorisms - though twisted backwards and inside out. For instance: they place a high emphasis on giving gifts rather then receiving them, they regard flowers much as dwarrows do gems, etc.

Bonus?: At least one of the dwarves (Thorin?) refuses to even consider the resemblances/thoughts that their two races might be related. Then they run across a patch of mushrooms and he’s forced to admit the similarities (‘yeah, this looks familiar’) as Bilbo displays a credible rendition of ‘gold fever’.

Re: Bilbo, The Company, Degrees of Relation

[anonymous]

Then they run across a patch of mushrooms and he’s forced to admit the similarities (‘yeah, this looks familiar’) as Bilbo displays a credible rendition of ‘gold fever’.

Dead at this part. Seconding so hard!

Doctor Who Crossover, Hobbits. Bigger on the Inside

[anonymous]

Some Smials are bigger on the inside then the outside.

The Company, Mostly Harmless

[anonymous]

Weaponizing something harmless in an amusing fashion.

Examples: Bofur’s hat, Dori’s knitting, someone’s beard - in the right hands, they all are weapons of terrifying destruction.

Re: The Company, Mostly Harmless

[mimi_sardinia]

Knitting: A good knitting needle could be damn dangerous if someone poked it in the right spot!

Re: FILL The Company, Mostly Harmless 1/8

[rosa_cotton]

Warnings: Violence and perilous situations.

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

“Well, now, what have we here?” the large man rumbled as he cut off Bilbo, who was lingering behind, from following the rest of the company through the Prancing Pony to their rooms.

The Halfling gulped and stumbled backward. He had thought the room empty expect for him and the others as they went along, yawning loudly and fighting to keep their eyes open. Apparently he was mistaken.

Turning around, Bilbo’s eyes widened nervously to discover another tall dark man filling the other doorway. He had been among several who had eyed Thorin’s company during dinner.

“Eh. Wel-l-l, ermmm,” the hobbit stuttered, “I’m a hobbit.”

“Little fellow, looks like a pet. Me Nancy would like you,” the first man mused with a smile that did nothing for Bilbo’s rising nerves.

“I beg your pardon?“Shiny bottoms… Got more where those came from?” the other leered, stepping forward and leaning down for a better look, one hand reaching towards the frozen, wide-eyed hobbit

Re: FILL The Company, Mostly Harmless 1/8

[rosa_cotton]

Panting, the Halfling stumbled around the man and backed towards the door, his gaze darting between the two still sprawled on the floor withering in pain. A yelp escaped him at the sudden sound of thundering footsteps behind him

Thorin/Bilbo dance for romance

[anonymous]

A dance leads to life-long romance

Bonus options are
Actual plot
Soulmate trope and/or mentions of Bilbo being Thorin's One and vice versa
The dance being a slow dance
Dwobbits

Re: Thorin/Bilbo dance for romance

[fili_kili]

Yes!