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Bofur tells stories about his hat,
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5 times Bofur's hat was used as a torture device, and one time it made children cry.
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And definitely voting the latter.
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And I third it!
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And then Fili tells Kili he's in love with him. And Kili doesn't know what to do, because he still loves Fili, but he also loves Ori.
+100 if they end up actually talking it out
+1000 if the first thing Kili does after finding it is go to Ori, who tells him to go be happy with Fili, but he refuses because he can't be happy without Ori anymore
+My firstborn if it ends with Fili/Kili/Ori (maybe Fili makes an effort to like Ori also so it'll work out and he succeeds?)
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All the bonus points, if Kíli is the Mulan-character - not a woman, just not doing well at all, because he never had to do any of the things Thorin expects, and later surprising everybody.
Even more Bonus points if Thorin tells Kíli that he WILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF HIM!!!
Fíli doesn't help him, because he wants his brother to improve on his own.
I think Thorin would not even want Ori to join the training, because he is just the scribe who won't have to fight at all, but askes him to keep track of the improvements.
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bonus points for Fili fingering Kili while an advisor is trying to talk to him because sexing your consort in public isn't weird.
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It's up on AO3 right here!
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I just about shut down my computer when I saw this pop up tumblr
I love it! Thank you!
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I combined your prompt with this one: Bofur/Kili slow sex Bofur finds out that Kili is very inexperienced and his few encounters have been fast and not that good. Bofur shows Kili how good he can make the prince feel.
Nothing's Changed, Everything's Different on AO3.
Warning for the tiiiniest mention of possible dub-con.
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