Prompt Post 11 [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[bettiebloodshed]

Welcome to the Hobbit Prompt Post!

POST CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS. Second Fill-a-thon will start tomorrow, and run for two weeks!!

Guidelines:
Both anon and non-anon posting is allowed. If you think you recognise an anon, keep it to yourself and don’t out them. IP tracking is off
Multiple fills are encouraged
Concrit is allowed, but kinkshaming,

Comments

Gen - Bofur's Hat

[anonymous]

Inspired by a comment I read recently in the Chatter Post -

Bofur tells stories about his hat,

or

5 times Bofur's hat was used as a torture device, and one time it made children cry.

=)

Re: Gen - Bofur's Hat

[anarhichas]

+!

And definitely voting the latter.

Re: Gen - Bofur's Hat

[jeza_red]

That's just.... cruel XD

And I third it!

Fili/Kili/Ori

[anonymous]

Kili and Ori are both in love with Fili and get together because if they can't have him they can at least have each other. But then they get to really like each other and they actually want to be in a relationship because of each other and not because of their shared interest in Fili.

And then Fili tells Kili he's in love with him. And Kili doesn't know what to do, because he still loves Fili, but he also loves Ori.

+100 if they end up actually talking it out
+1000 if the first thing Kili does after finding it is go to Ori, who tells him to go be happy with Fili, but he refuses because he can't be happy without Ori anymore
+My firstborn if it ends with Fili/Kili/Ori (maybe Fili makes an effort to like Ori also so it'll work out and he succeeds?)

Dwarf Boot Camp is real thing

[anonymous]

Based on this http://youtu.be/frcCss2JfxI song from Mulan, I would LOVE to read a story in which Thorin tries to get his sorry bunch of dwarves into shape.

All the bonus points, if Kíli is the Mulan-character - not a woman, just not doing well at all, because he never had to do any of the things Thorin expects, and later surprising everybody.

Even more Bonus points if Thorin tells Kíli that he WILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF HIM!!!

Fíli doesn't help him, because he wants his brother to improve on his own.

I think Thorin would not even want Ori to join the training, because he is just the scribe who won't have to fight at all, but askes him to keep track of the improvements.

Re: Dwarf Boot Camp is real thing

[anonymous]

+1!

Re: Dwarf Boot Camp is real thing

[anonymous]

excellent prompt!

Re: Dwarf Boot Camp is real thing

[anonymous]

*lol* now I can't stop picturing Thorin getting into one of his monologues, saying they should be "mysterious as the dark side of the moon" and "swift as a river" and the dwarves are all like: but, dude, we're dwarves, we don't do mysterious and swift!

Fili/Fem!Kili throne sex

[anonymous]

Fili is now King Under the Mountain and loves taking his little sister/consort on the throne.

bonus points for Fili fingering Kili while an advisor is trying to talk to him because sexing your consort in public isn't weird.

Work with Play Fili/Fem!Kili, Throne Sex

[becomingblurred]

Sooo I decided to take a shot at filling this. I hope you enjoy it :X

It's up on AO3 right here!

Re: Work with Play Fili/Fem!Kili, Throne Sex

[anonymous]

OP here!

I just about shut down my computer when I saw this pop up tumblr

I love it! Thank you!

Re: Work with Play Fili/Fem!Kili, Throne Sex

[becomingblurred]

Ahh you're so welcome <3! I'm happy you enjoy it :o)

Any/Any or solo, first orgasms

[anonymous]

I have such a huge thing for first orgasms, so, anyone gives anyone else their first ever orgasm, or they give themselves their first ever orgasm. Up to you why they haven't orgasmed before or whatever.

Fill: Nothing's Changed, Everything's Different, Bofur/Kíli

[peaches]

I combined your prompt with this one: Bofur/Kili slow sex Bofur finds out that Kili is very inexperienced and his few encounters have been fast and not that good. Bofur shows Kili how good he can make the prince feel.

Nothing's Changed, Everything's Different on AO3.

Warning for the tiiiniest mention of possible dub-con.