mini!fill - The Very Secret Diary of Ori
anonymous
January 20 2013, 04:41:10 UTC
Terribly late to the party and the other two fills are great, but I just couldn't resist.
Dear Diary,
Have secured burglar, one Mister Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit of Bag End, the Shire, for quest to reclaim Erebor. Thorin v. stuffy. Might be nerves- Mr Baggins is rather attractive despite lacking a beard.
No progress on Chronicles of The Line of Durin or knitting. Must set goals.
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Dear Diary,
Fili and Kili distracted and lost ponies to trolls. Must have been distracted by each other. No other explanation possible.
Dwalin not subtle 'helping' me back into breeches.
Outlined chapter on Durin III. No knitting progress.
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Dear Diary,
Rivendell quite pretty. Gandalf disappeared after dinner. Suspect tryst with Galadriel. Perhaps Lindir.
Four rows of knitting. No progress on Chronicles.
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Dear Diary,
Thunder-battles are rather alarming. Fili and Kili v. upset at being separated for more than two minutes. Thorin still stiff towards Bilbo despite saving his life. Must be embarrassment.
Too wet to write or knit.
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Dear Diary,
Being at the mercy of goblins most distressing. Bofur and Bilbo shared quiet moment before goblin fiasco. Must watch for jealousy from Thorin.
Dwalin still not subtle placing bedroll next to mine.
Knitting lost.
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Dear Diary,
Azog the Defiler not dead. Bilbo saved Thorin from decapitation. Must be love. Note- watch Bofur for jealousy and/or honorable resignation to King's claim.
Never fly on the back of an eagle again. Most upsetting.
A!Anon Re: mini!fill - The Very Secret Diary of Ori
anonymous
January 20 2013, 14:41:01 UTC
Laughing tears? SCORE. I could definitely see Ori being asked to recount the quest and have him focus completely on his knitting progress/writing/sketching with little asides of "Of course this is while we were being held in Thranduil's dungeons. Horrible light. I can't tell you how many dropped stitches I had."
Dear Diary,
Have secured burglar, one Mister Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit of Bag End, the Shire, for quest to reclaim Erebor. Thorin v. stuffy. Might be nerves- Mr Baggins is rather attractive despite lacking a beard.
No progress on Chronicles of The Line of Durin or knitting. Must set goals.
--
Dear Diary,
Fili and Kili distracted and lost ponies to trolls. Must have been distracted by each other. No other explanation possible.
Dwalin not subtle 'helping' me back into breeches.
Outlined chapter on Durin III. No knitting progress.
--
Dear Diary,
Rivendell quite pretty. Gandalf disappeared after dinner. Suspect tryst with Galadriel. Perhaps Lindir.
Four rows of knitting. No progress on Chronicles.
--
Dear Diary,
Thunder-battles are rather alarming. Fili and Kili v. upset at being separated for more than two minutes. Thorin still stiff towards Bilbo despite saving his life. Must be embarrassment.
Too wet to write or knit.
--
Dear Diary,
Being at the mercy of goblins most distressing. Bofur and Bilbo shared quiet moment before goblin fiasco. Must watch for jealousy from Thorin.
Dwalin still not subtle placing bedroll next to mine.
Knitting lost.
--
Dear Diary,
Azog the Defiler not dead. Bilbo saved Thorin from decapitation. Must be love. Note- watch Bofur for jealousy and/or honorable resignation to King's claim.
Never fly on the back of an eagle again. Most upsetting.
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