Prompt Post 16
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I would also really enjoy seeing this explored. Especially seeing as how submissive/effeminate men also had this massive stigma- would the Dwarrows assume Bilbo is, ahem, limp of wrist due to his fussy nature and shockingly short hair?
Mahal spat, they saw that most of the hobbits must be slaves or honorless, since so few of them have any decent lengths of hair.
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Bofur and Kíli are among those who engage in the act. Nothing gets Kíli wetter than having Bofur shave her pubes. What if someone finds out? Would Bofur face consequences for "defiling" one of the royal line?
(alternatively, this can simply be the two lovebirds exploring their shared kink.)
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*(The OP is under absolutely no obligation to read this; I’ve done my best to interpret the prompt, but I can’t guarantee it will be an okay read for others.)
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Dwarves have no problems with sex outside of marriage, but they do have very strict rules about making babies - namely, pregnancy = marriage. The preferred method of getting around this (especially for royals, who can't marry just anyone they shag) is coitus interruptus, but that takes some training. And since you can't practice with someone you might have to marry, you do it with an already married dwarrowdam. Young dwarves learn to please a woman, and any accidents get claimed by her husband.
Bonuses:
- it's totally voluntary, but Thorin is encouraged to choose from women near his own rank so they not likely to feel intimidated
- the husband is often involved, at least at first, both to instruct the younger dwarf and to make sure that his wife is wet and aroused
- Thorin thinks Dwalin's mom is a MILF (and she's the appropriate rank!), but her husband scares the crap out of him.
- Dwalin freaks out. Balin pretends not to know.
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I laughed so hard at:
Thorin thinks Dwalin's mom is a MILF (and she's the appropriate rank!), but her husband scares the crap out of him.
- Dwalin freaks out. Balin pretends not to know.
I scared the cat.
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He's allowed freedom to move around most areas of the castle, but can't leave it without a guard. As the King's consort, he's protected, but most people know he's little more than a glorified concubine and take advantage of that fact to bully him. For this reason, Kili sticks close to Thranduil, not because he likes the King, but because he knows that they wouldn't dare harm him around THranduil. Thranduil takes full advantage of how vulnerable Kili is.
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I'd like a fic where everyone survives the BOTFA and, as Erebor's being rebuilt, Thorin has thrones made for Fili and Kili, one on each side of his. They might be smaller, less elegant, or lower down, but they're thrones nonetheless, because he wants to make sure his heirs are seen as important.
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Hope you like it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1940751
Alabaster by ReliantWishes
'Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.' - Michael J. Fox
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