science. in the real world.

Jan 27, 2004 23:09

so its a cold chilly winter night. the weather makes me wanan take a crap so i do. and right when i sit down its like AHHHH SO COLD! im pretty sure you guys know what im talking about cept girls have to go through this more because they have to well, pee like that.
so i sat down and i started cursin the toilet and hello science. i just realized this damn toilet conducts heat like a flaming faggot, sucking all the heat from my two buttcheeks. curses. if only i had those plastic covering kind, the uber high tech one that sprays water on ur butt after you take a dump. yeah thats the one. ah well. i
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