It was such a solemn day...

Sep 23, 2004 21:28

Very sad day. Ozzy killed a chipmunk. I saw it and I spanked him (Ozzy not the chipmunk). Anywho, I told him he was bad then I named the chipmunk Oscar and I realized he was dead. So I buried him in my front yard next to one of the water pipes. Bet you five bucks I'll see little Oscar's teeth in the toilet tomorrow morning.

Not that I look or anything.

This is getting weird.

Anyway, I'm in Katie's art class now and I stole Phil Schneidman's seat and then he asked me if I was goth. I wasn't wearing any black. Or trying to kill him.

Hmm... I must be giving off the wrong signals.

I think I'm going to make a cross out of wood tomorrow after school. I'll place it in Oscar's grave and start tearing up. Thou chipmunk is but a memory.

I'm going to go call Rachel, tell a joke on the phone and then hang up. Shall be fun. Ta ta.

Mmmmxxxx

P.S. That doesn't look like restless.

P.P.S. It kind of looks like a blob to me.

P.P.P.S. I wonder how long I can do this.

P.P.P.P.S. That's four P's. Crazy. Looks like a little pyramid. Awww.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Okay that's enough.
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