Dec 07, 2004 18:19
#1 way to annoy people: sing bowling for soup's 1985 at the top of your lungs IN PEOPLES FACES
#2 way to annoy people: change the lyrics so that it alludes to George Orwell's 1984, but have it contain no rhymes or other poetic structure in any way shape or form. actually, dont even let the syllables match up. just wing it with your really bad improv.
1984 (revised by rachel) careful... its copywrited.
winston just hit the wall
he never had it all
an ulcer every year
his wife got dissapeared
his dreams went out the door
only doing proles whores
he wants that brunette chick
wants to kill the chastity belt!
he was gonna be a writer
he was gonna be a star
he was gonna shake his ass
on the hood of obrien's car
that big mustachio'd man is now the enemy
looks at his average life
and how hes all afraid to get killed
by people, with weird guns
because of his Big Brother
there is minitrue
and miniluv
and aerobics ladies
who threaten you
the people, in his party
they tell him that hes sharty
but hes still preoccupied
with 19, with 19, with 1984!
Winston's seen all the classics
he knows every line
of Golstein's blashphemy
seen on the telescreen
he agrees with him in secret
as does obrein too
too bad he cant say anything
or police will come and shoot him in the neck
people, with weird guns
because of his Big Brother
there is minitrue
and miniluv
and aerobics ladies
who threaten you
the people, in his party
they tell him that hes sharty
but hes still preoccupied
with 19, with 19, with 1984!
He hates time, make it stop
when did refeabrication become standard art?
And when did thinking become illegal?
Please make this stop
Stop!
and damn those
people, with weird guns
because of his Big Brother
there is minitrue
and miniluv
and aerobics ladies
who threaten you
the people, in his party
they tell him that hes sharty
but hes still preoccupied
with 19, with 19, with 1984!
disclaimer:
just to be cool, im going to say that i hate the song 1985. its just the worst song ever. im conforming to nonconformity. so dont kill me.