Is your child a Goth?
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.
I've bolded everything that I fall under. [[[[ ]]]]'s are my comments.
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-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver homie or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.[[[[Vampires&Magic. Enternainment. wtf]]]]
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. [[[[I like how Being Goth is more a problem than some of these symptoms]]]]
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom. [[[[wouldn't this go for every kid?]]]]
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the qwerty.[[[[what the hell is a qwerty]]]]
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)[Ohhhh I thought I was just .. being alone.]]]]
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. [[[[who the hell would want adults chilling with them and their friends?]]]]
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.[[[[who doesn't sometimes?]]]]
-Eats excessively or too little [[[[yeah, that annorexic preppy girl's a goth too!]]]]
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. [[[[wwwhhhhhhhhaaaaattt????]]]]
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) [[[[actually it's just what they feed on, because that's what whoever created them wanted.. geez.]]]]
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) [[[[lol]]]]
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. [[[[so being out with friends is bad, and so is being inside watching TV or being online.]]]]
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex. [[[[what, are you raising robots?]]]]
-Masturbates. [[[[again, the robot thing.. Plus, how is a parent supposed to know unless they inade their kid's privacy?]]]]
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. [[[[I've heard of bisexual goths, but never a wholesom gay one. and either way, gay != goth.]]]]
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". [[[[stating you're goth is a sure sign!]]]]
-Claims to be a goth. [[[[lolz]]]]
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
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Oops, I guess I'm a goth! Send me away!!