Accosted in an elevator
Well, without a hello or a howdy do I was just told by a woman in an elevator that I should cut off my hair and donate it to charity. She then tells me how she did it. My response was "I hope it wasn't for Locks of Love." Her eyes widen and I know I've hit on the mark. I then tell her how LoL doesn't give hair to kids with cancer, how cancer isn't even involved and that they don't give it away to boot. She is stunned. I then go into their history of past problems with the IRS and how if she ever donates again to try Pantene Great Lengths. She seemed to be grasping it all and them pauses and says "you should still donate your hair. " I said that if I ever decide to do so, I will. Then she hits me with the topper.
She says.... "I'm suffering such separation anxiety." and grabs her above the shoulder hair. Ahh, I think. There's the rub. I smile, step out of the elevator and reply...
"Oh, you know what they say.., it always grows back."
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