random human interaction amusement
Telemarketer on phone: you've been selected to receive 48 months of Cosmopolitan at the below newstand price of...
me: EEEEEWWWWWW
telemarketer: *gigglefits* Uh, what?
me: ew ew ew. I'd never read that.
telemarketer, who'd asked my occupation and got 'scientist' earlier: Uh, we might have a science magazine
me: it's okay, I don't need one
marketer: look, we have popular mechanics
me: It's allright! You have a real good day now.
*some more politeness and I hang up*
I love cracking up telemarketers by departing from the script.
me: EEEEEWWWWWW
telemarketer: *gigglefits* Uh, what?
me: ew ew ew. I'd never read that.
telemarketer, who'd asked my occupation and got 'scientist' earlier: Uh, we might have a science magazine
me: it's okay, I don't need one
marketer: look, we have popular mechanics
me: It's allright! You have a real good day now.
*some more politeness and I hang up*
I love cracking up telemarketers by departing from the script.