This weekend
This weekend's highlights in no particular order:
-"There's not enough beef!"
-"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
-I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Avacado, Bananas, Canibus, Donuts, Eggs, Falaffals, Geese Eggs, Hanson, Ignious Rocks, Jello, KungPao Chicken, Lemon Lime Lemonade, My Milkshake, Nymphos, Octopus, Pussy, Quayle, Rhinoscerous Dick, Sacagaweea, Tonsil Hockey, Underwear, Virgins, Walter Kronkite, X-boyfriends, (i forget Y), Zeebra Balls.
-Seeing JC Chasez
-Meeting the guys from Sorority Boys Harland Williams (Kenny on halfbaked) and Michael Rosenbaum (lex Luther from smallville)
-Sasha: "This is my daughter" "Suuuuuure" "I was three when we had her" .... "Is that really your daughter?" "This is a picture of her when she was nine"
-My bathroom friend who told me "never change"
-"Hi Hanson" them waving and NO ONE NOTICING IT WAS THEM!
-Hey Kitty Asshole Lemmie Eat you...
-Penny and Me Dance
-Where's the Love Dance
-MMMBop Dance
-My hand falling asleep, Alicia beating the hell out of it, and Zac watching
-Love Song dedicated to Frankie Muniz
-"ZAC! TAKE THOSE PANTIES OFF YOUR DRUMS" Him looking then finally seeing them and picking them up like their were maggot infested and throwing them to the side
-Me not being able to play Down by the Banks of the Hankey Pankey
-Ms. Mary Mac
-Doritos
-Chicken Legs
-My Brown Cooter
-37 Hours in Line
-Pete the bomb ass bass player
-Rick Springfield aka Rick Springsteen fans
-Opening song predictions. (I was wrong)
-Zac's T-shirt insecurities
-Taylor and is 1cm of shirt tucked in behind his belt buckle
-Zac stealing the where's the love dance
-"I THINK I JUST BECAME A LESBIAN!"
-All the boob grabbing
-"I kinda like it"
-Ordering pizza on the side of the road
-Nah Bitch
-Biatch
-Taylor's gonna give Isaac a Kiss!!!
-Taylor going mad on the piano
-Zac's ugly ass shoes
-Taylor's old man shoes
-Zac's bombass neon green tape on his leg
-"I'm glad I'm fat"
-Isaac and his guitar tuning commentary
-The 10 million things that were thrown on stage
-Granny Panties
-The Macarena
-Want some cheese-its?
-Belly Tattoos
-Kenny where's buttercup?
-We're Here For Hanson...FOR REAL...BIATCH
-Hanson RULES! Rick Springfeild BLOWS!
-DP! DP! DP!
-"I feel like I'm on some drugs I've never been on before."
-Hallucinations
-Dreams about getting my head run over
-Walking for a mile to discover the bank is closed
-The Valet races
-Walking to the Sav-On that doesn't exist and dying walking back up the hill
-Zac Hanson visiting with us
-Jimmy Neutron
-Crayola Tattoos
-"Is your tattoo real?"
-Why do guys keep saying stuff to us? Do they not have eyes? Do they not see us?
-Stories that end up with laksjda bawe 0o8aj slkasf zzzzzzzzzz
-Alicia forgetting her purse in my car and the mayhem that followed...
-Bottled starbucks from the gas station that makes us sick
-"I'm gonna make fun of you guys while you're sleeping." "Just make a sign that says DUMBASSES and hang it over us."
-Me and Alicia "kissing"
-Serenading eachother during the concert
-Isaac's ugly faces
-Zac's California shirt
-Joss Stone's backup singer telling me how awesome Hanson is and how nice they are.
-Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
-"I brought you a present....beef."
-and u told everyone that I was gay "ok"
-baby i love you, baby i need you
I'll add more as I think of it...
How Hot:
How not Hot:
-"There's not enough beef!"
-"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
-I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Avacado, Bananas, Canibus, Donuts, Eggs, Falaffals, Geese Eggs, Hanson, Ignious Rocks, Jello, KungPao Chicken, Lemon Lime Lemonade, My Milkshake, Nymphos, Octopus, Pussy, Quayle, Rhinoscerous Dick, Sacagaweea, Tonsil Hockey, Underwear, Virgins, Walter Kronkite, X-boyfriends, (i forget Y), Zeebra Balls.
-Seeing JC Chasez
-Meeting the guys from Sorority Boys Harland Williams (Kenny on halfbaked) and Michael Rosenbaum (lex Luther from smallville)
-Sasha: "This is my daughter" "Suuuuuure" "I was three when we had her" .... "Is that really your daughter?" "This is a picture of her when she was nine"
-My bathroom friend who told me "never change"
-"Hi Hanson" them waving and NO ONE NOTICING IT WAS THEM!
-Hey Kitty Asshole Lemmie Eat you...
-Penny and Me Dance
-Where's the Love Dance
-MMMBop Dance
-My hand falling asleep, Alicia beating the hell out of it, and Zac watching
-Love Song dedicated to Frankie Muniz
-"ZAC! TAKE THOSE PANTIES OFF YOUR DRUMS" Him looking then finally seeing them and picking them up like their were maggot infested and throwing them to the side
-Me not being able to play Down by the Banks of the Hankey Pankey
-Ms. Mary Mac
-Doritos
-Chicken Legs
-My Brown Cooter
-37 Hours in Line
-Pete the bomb ass bass player
-Rick Springfield aka Rick Springsteen fans
-Opening song predictions. (I was wrong)
-Zac's T-shirt insecurities
-Taylor and is 1cm of shirt tucked in behind his belt buckle
-Zac stealing the where's the love dance
-"I THINK I JUST BECAME A LESBIAN!"
-All the boob grabbing
-"I kinda like it"
-Ordering pizza on the side of the road
-Nah Bitch
-Biatch
-Taylor's gonna give Isaac a Kiss!!!
-Taylor going mad on the piano
-Zac's ugly ass shoes
-Taylor's old man shoes
-Zac's bombass neon green tape on his leg
-"I'm glad I'm fat"
-Isaac and his guitar tuning commentary
-The 10 million things that were thrown on stage
-Granny Panties
-The Macarena
-Want some cheese-its?
-Belly Tattoos
-Kenny where's buttercup?
-We're Here For Hanson...FOR REAL...BIATCH
-Hanson RULES! Rick Springfeild BLOWS!
-DP! DP! DP!
-"I feel like I'm on some drugs I've never been on before."
-Hallucinations
-Dreams about getting my head run over
-Walking for a mile to discover the bank is closed
-The Valet races
-Walking to the Sav-On that doesn't exist and dying walking back up the hill
-Zac Hanson visiting with us
-Jimmy Neutron
-Crayola Tattoos
-"Is your tattoo real?"
-Why do guys keep saying stuff to us? Do they not have eyes? Do they not see us?
-Stories that end up with laksjda bawe 0o8aj slkasf zzzzzzzzzz
-Alicia forgetting her purse in my car and the mayhem that followed...
-Bottled starbucks from the gas station that makes us sick
-"I'm gonna make fun of you guys while you're sleeping." "Just make a sign that says DUMBASSES and hang it over us."
-Me and Alicia "kissing"
-Serenading eachother during the concert
-Isaac's ugly faces
-Zac's California shirt
-Joss Stone's backup singer telling me how awesome Hanson is and how nice they are.
-Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
-"I brought you a present....beef."
-and u told everyone that I was gay "ok"
-baby i love you, baby i need you
I'll add more as I think of it...
How Hot:
How not Hot: