Some people shouldn't be allowed to name children.

Dec 17, 2008 16:46

Father of "Adolf Hitler Campbell" calls for tolerance. Oh, and is surprised that people find his son's name (his daughters are named "JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell" and "Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell" btw) offensive. After all, it's just a really distinctive name.

Seriously, aren't there grounds for removal because of child endangerment (particularly with spelling) here? And can't we kick them out of the Clan? (and into the Klan. heh.)

But really, Honszlynn? Did you read that in a book or make it up yourself.. OK, let me guess.

Speaking of stupid names, welcome to the world Cruz Hewitt! I mean really, Cruz. It was bad enough the first time - and Bec'n'Leyton aren't really Posh'n'Becks no matter how hard they try. (And you just know his nickname's going to be 'Booze' from about 16 onwards. Possibly even 15.)

Still, at least they didn't name their child Bronx Mowgli I suppose. I've no idea whether that's supposed to be after where the child was conceived and "The Jungle Book" but really, that's up there with Otis Platypus. (Who's now very cute, but that's still kind of beside the point.)

I'm surprised Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt made it into the "best boys names" list there though - it's the name of a shopping centre to me (although to the best of my knowledge he wasn't named after conception place, as I'm sure I would remember if Brad and Angelina had been there.)

And someone named their twins "Adrian" and "Adriana"? Seriously, that's just cruel.
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