delusional dementia
A couple nights ago, I had a pretty funky dream involving a Naruto/Vampire Knight crossover fanfic with a really bizarre crack pairing. Needless to say, I was kinda freaked out.
In the dream, Kaname was the wife of Zero and they have a meeting coming up with Naruto to discuss something important. This in turn makes Kaname all mopey and brooding. Then we find out that it isn't Kaname's first time being a wife which in turn makes Zero somewhat jealous. I distinctly remember reading, "and Zero felt something strange. It made him want to possess Kaname, to make him his...entirely." This is the part where I thought, "wtf?! Why is Kaname the wife in this? followed by,"Wait...I don't even like VK." Ah, the wonders of dreams.
Next scene opens with Naruto crouching at the edge of a village, getting ready for the meeting with Teuchi. The all important meeting was to finalize the abandonment of Kaname as a wife to Naruto and that he had eloped with his second wife which turns out to be...TEUCHI!!! I'm pretty sure my brain exploded at that point of the fanfic. Naruto had ditch a hot fictional character for an old man!!! Funny thing is, I can imagine canon-Naruto doing just that to get a lifetime supply of Ramen.
At that point, I seriously needed to wake up. Heck no, I'm not waiting to be scarred by a NarutoxTeuchi love scene which will probably have them swimming in ramen, feeding each other narutos and whatnot. I think it ended with a NarutoxKaname reunion, but I wasn't gonna stay and find out.
Oh, the horrors....
In the dream, Kaname was the wife of Zero and they have a meeting coming up with Naruto to discuss something important. This in turn makes Kaname all mopey and brooding. Then we find out that it isn't Kaname's first time being a wife which in turn makes Zero somewhat jealous. I distinctly remember reading, "and Zero felt something strange. It made him want to possess Kaname, to make him his...entirely." This is the part where I thought, "wtf?! Why is Kaname the wife in this? followed by,"Wait...I don't even like VK." Ah, the wonders of dreams.
Next scene opens with Naruto crouching at the edge of a village, getting ready for the meeting with Teuchi. The all important meeting was to finalize the abandonment of Kaname as a wife to Naruto and that he had eloped with his second wife which turns out to be...TEUCHI!!! I'm pretty sure my brain exploded at that point of the fanfic. Naruto had ditch a hot fictional character for an old man!!! Funny thing is, I can imagine canon-Naruto doing just that to get a lifetime supply of Ramen.
At that point, I seriously needed to wake up. Heck no, I'm not waiting to be scarred by a NarutoxTeuchi love scene which will probably have them swimming in ramen, feeding each other narutos and whatnot. I think it ended with a NarutoxKaname reunion, but I wasn't gonna stay and find out.
Oh, the horrors....