Story of my life...
I stole this from Lauren:
"Today we salute you, stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks and Aderol, you think to yourself, "Am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?" The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light after the last exam, because for most of us, Christmas Break will be spent in rehab."
So life. So true.
"Today we salute you, stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks and Aderol, you think to yourself, "Am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?" The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light after the last exam, because for most of us, Christmas Break will be spent in rehab."
So life. So true.