I'm in a movie!
My years of posting at messageboards have been rewarded! I've just been included in 'TORN: The Movie', a Lord of the Rings parody written by fellow TORNado Ufthak. Unflatteringly, he has cast me as Gollum, but hey, who's going to complain about that as long as they're allowed to play a part in such a great movie! ;-)
This is the bit in which I have appeared, so far:
"Soon after he encountered the creature to whom the ring had recently belonged, a small German called Gollum.
Aelric: Gollum? That doesn’t sound very German.
Hmpf! (as Gollum): Maybe, but I bet you don’t speak German half as well as I speak English. But I digress; what has it got in it’s pocketses?"
I am so proud. Why does he spell my name with a '!', though?
This is the bit in which I have appeared, so far:
"Soon after he encountered the creature to whom the ring had recently belonged, a small German called Gollum.
Aelric: Gollum? That doesn’t sound very German.
Hmpf! (as Gollum): Maybe, but I bet you don’t speak German half as well as I speak English. But I digress; what has it got in it’s pocketses?"
I am so proud. Why does he spell my name with a '!', though?