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Whenever I think Triangle & Robert can't get any weirder... it promptly does.
BTW: your complimentary German lesson of the day: The word 'stein' does not actually mean 'vessel for drinking beer out of' in German. (I'd really like to know the etymology of that term. I suspect it was derived in some way from 'Steingut', which is a special kind of pottery that is, however, not limited to beer mugs.)