Underworld II
Just saw underworld two. About what I expected. Action, violence, and so much money spent on special affects that they couldn't afford a writer. Still, it taught me five valuable lessons (don't worry, I'm not betraying any plot secrets. For that, you would have needed a plot).
1) Being banished by an Elder vampire has more perks than you might imagine.
2) Werewolves make great housepets, but lousy guards.
3) Naked vampire chicks make great play things, but lousy guards.
4) Bat-wings are as nimble and useful as a spider's legs.
5) Helicopters make great weapons.
1) Being banished by an Elder vampire has more perks than you might imagine.
2) Werewolves make great housepets, but lousy guards.
3) Naked vampire chicks make great play things, but lousy guards.
4) Bat-wings are as nimble and useful as a spider's legs.
5) Helicopters make great weapons.