Alarm=Urine by my face
Hmm, okay so its Tuesday, the day I get to sleep in until whenever I want to get up, but this morning Buttercup did not feel like that was in her best interests. Around 10 this morning I am roused awake by digging motions on my arm and the fresh scent of cat piss. I actually caught that pain in my ass in action. I picked her up and threw her off grabbed my poor soft blanket and ran it to the sink. I washed the pee off and hung it over the shower curtain rod. So I go downstairs awaiting a nice bowl of cereal, when I find that there are ants all over the goddamn kitchen. They aren't in a particular line, they are just checking everything out. Getting angrier by the moment, I spray Raid all over place, shoo the cats away and grab the stupid vacuum. So I vacuum all over, up and downstairs, b/c the place is just nasty. Finally satisfied, I get my bowl of Capt. Crunch and sit down to read. Not how I was planning the morning to go.