Water Demons are sexual
*still hasn't seen OotP*
*cries*
Here's the meme that was stolen from someone...
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
OMG! I'm not alone? *collapses* I guess I'm walking with Stefano...
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Harald gets scared when he sees the furry creature. It has big ears and wild teeth! But Stefano jumps and protects him from the...bunny.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Stefano pets the bunny and it purrs at him (even though bunnies don't purr). Harald decides to pet it also, but the bunny bites his hand instead.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it?
"House? I've always thought of it as a dream apartment," Harald said while staring at the gingerbread house. Then, he wondered if he should take a bite at it.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Stefano tells Harald to be careful, but the lad doesn't listen. He runs to the house and is about to take a bite at the chocolate door when he gets electrocuted by the invisible electrical fence.
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What's on it?
Stefano uses his hotness powers and melts the invisible fence. Cowardly, Harald walks into the house and sees a dining room table set up for romantic dinner. Candles and a bottle of cheap wine rest on the table.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Harald is about to gush at Stefano when he realizes his partner is looking with wonder at the table. He soon realized Stefano had nothing to do with the romantic dinner.
Disappointed, Harald walked out of the house and saw a cup on the ground.
"Hmmm," he hmmed. "I didn't know there were Starbucks in the forest."
8. What do you do with the cup?
He looks around and soon realizes that he was right, there are in fact no Starbucks in the middle of the forest.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
Disappointed once more, he walked with cup in hand to find a beautiful lake.
"Let's take a bath!" he suggested exited to Stefano who was still under the doorway.
Harald started to take his clothes off hoping that Stefano would do the same. Once he was naked, he tried the temperature of the water with the tip of his big toe.
"Harald, watch out!" Stefano yelled, but it was to late. The lake turned into a water demon and trapped Harald with its liquid tentacles. Harald was still naked, how embarrassing.
10. How will you cross the water?
The water demon decided Harald wasn't good enough food and threw him away. Harald landed awkwardly at the other end. The demon ate the gingerbread house instead.
NOW WHAT IT ALL MEANS
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET!!!
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life. Yeah, right.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. O.O really?
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. Hmmmm...
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. Average?
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. This is true.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. Does wine count as food?
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. Starbucks cups can endure...>.>
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude. ????
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. HUUUUUUUGE and dangerous ;)
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life. O.O *dies laughing*
*cries*
Here's the meme that was stolen from someone...
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
OMG! I'm not alone? *collapses* I guess I'm walking with Stefano...
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Harald gets scared when he sees the furry creature. It has big ears and wild teeth! But Stefano jumps and protects him from the...bunny.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Stefano pets the bunny and it purrs at him (even though bunnies don't purr). Harald decides to pet it also, but the bunny bites his hand instead.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it?
"House? I've always thought of it as a dream apartment," Harald said while staring at the gingerbread house. Then, he wondered if he should take a bite at it.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Stefano tells Harald to be careful, but the lad doesn't listen. He runs to the house and is about to take a bite at the chocolate door when he gets electrocuted by the invisible electrical fence.
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What's on it?
Stefano uses his hotness powers and melts the invisible fence. Cowardly, Harald walks into the house and sees a dining room table set up for romantic dinner. Candles and a bottle of cheap wine rest on the table.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Harald is about to gush at Stefano when he realizes his partner is looking with wonder at the table. He soon realized Stefano had nothing to do with the romantic dinner.
Disappointed, Harald walked out of the house and saw a cup on the ground.
"Hmmm," he hmmed. "I didn't know there were Starbucks in the forest."
8. What do you do with the cup?
He looks around and soon realizes that he was right, there are in fact no Starbucks in the middle of the forest.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
Disappointed once more, he walked with cup in hand to find a beautiful lake.
"Let's take a bath!" he suggested exited to Stefano who was still under the doorway.
Harald started to take his clothes off hoping that Stefano would do the same. Once he was naked, he tried the temperature of the water with the tip of his big toe.
"Harald, watch out!" Stefano yelled, but it was to late. The lake turned into a water demon and trapped Harald with its liquid tentacles. Harald was still naked, how embarrassing.
10. How will you cross the water?
The water demon decided Harald wasn't good enough food and threw him away. Harald landed awkwardly at the other end. The demon ate the gingerbread house instead.
NOW WHAT IT ALL MEANS
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET!!!
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life. Yeah, right.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. O.O really?
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. Hmmmm...
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. Average?
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. This is true.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. Does wine count as food?
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. Starbucks cups can endure...>.>
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude. ????
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. HUUUUUUUGE and dangerous ;)
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life. O.O *dies laughing*