What planet?!?
As you know, I do a lot of Asian-related design work, so I do a fair amount of web-surfing to get design ideas. Today, the description of a $7,000 antique vase:
"Gao : 27CM caliber : 9CM end Drive : 9CM back residues, see pictures. I end with a small knock. Packet old. Good things will own words,Ingredients large system of the planet GUANYAO pastel birds Guanyin bottle"
Uh, yeah. And, btw, there's not an ounce of bird droppings on this beautiful vase... ;)