This is a fanfic AU that is so tremendously potent that you may split your carapace laughing. It caused my assembled family members to groan and hold their sides when narrated aloud at our festive post-New year's salon. It was perpetrated by
terrificwriter, here:
http://community.livejournal.com/starwars/1534213.html Mister Lovely Boots
Rated G for sex, but NC-17 for cute. You have been warned.