Why are Asian people so fucking cliquey?

[hlaw]

Better to have a handful of miscellaneous close friends whom I can depend on in a life crisis, than be social with a big clique of people who don't know me well and would only choose to hang out with me because we are both of the same ethnicity and speak that native tongue.

Here's an entertaining conversation over Instant Messenger:

bootygir1: i hate asian people
jochan21 at work: word
bootygir1: there so fucking fake
jochan21 at work: I just hate people ;-)
bootygir1: word
bootygir1: fucking fob chinese
bootygir1: fuckkkkk
jochan21 at work: haha
jochan21 at work: I was in the Student Services building today with Justin
bootygir1: yeah
jochan21 at work: and in the elevator I shouted really loud.. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
jochan21 at work: and then we came out and there was a lady standing there looking at us like O_o
bootygir1: hahahaha!
bootygir1: haha...yeah, that happened to me yesterday
bootygir1: i was walking down the street and screamed out FUUUCCKKKKKK at the top of my longs
bootygir1: and the people in their cars slowed down and looked at me weird
jochan21 at work: I just want to go crazy and twitch on the ground
bootygir1: hehe...i did that :-)
bootygir1: i really need to buy a gun so i can go on a shooting spree
bootygir1: yeah last week i wanted to put my dead corpse outside the residence halls for public display
bootygir1: but get this...i was walking outside with my noose when i ran into a skunk
bootygir1: and i was like...awww fuck...that's all i need...i'll be dead and a fucking skunk is going to fart in my face
bootygir1: yeah...i think i wanna jump off a waterfall instead
jochan21 at work: no
bootygir1: that would be fun
jochan21 at work: maybe
jochan21 at work: but messy

Man...this is more entertaining than watching porn!