DAILY PROPHET
POTTER SPEAKS... A LITTLE
Author: Randall Tempkin
CAPTION: A photo of Potter I was able to capture before being thrown into the road
Nov 20 - 3PM
With very little news about the most recent attack that has befallen the wizarding community I, Randall Tempkin, set out to find the answers we so desperately need. After finding doors closed at The Hog's Head and The Leaky Cauldron to all press, I decided it was best to go directly to the source: The Ministry of Magic.
As my luck would have it, sitting in the cafeteria was none other than Harry Potter, himself. Not only is he the Boy (Man) Who Lived but he is the Head Auror on the case.
I was able to ask him a few questions before I was ever so harshly thrown from the Ministry.
Mr. Potter, what can you tell us about this case that we don't already know?
Ah- there is a reason that the details of this case have not been open to public.
Of course, but there must be something you can tell us? Any connections between the victims? Any details in the burn marks?
Bloody- no, it is crucial that we keep this as tight-lipped as possible for the sake of the victims' families. My only bit of advice is to keep yourself alert and be careful when meeting strangers.
That's all? Be care of strangers?
Look, mate, I'm just trying to eat my sandwich-
You're trying to eat your sandwich while people are dying?
Alright- that's it-
Unfortunately, readers, that was as far as I was able to get before security escorted me from the building. But rest assured I will find answers! We deserve the truth about the Burning Man!
Author: Randall Tempkin
CAPTION: A photo of Potter I was able to capture before being thrown into the road
Nov 20 - 3PM
With very little news about the most recent attack that has befallen the wizarding community I, Randall Tempkin, set out to find the answers we so desperately need. After finding doors closed at The Hog's Head and The Leaky Cauldron to all press, I decided it was best to go directly to the source: The Ministry of Magic.
As my luck would have it, sitting in the cafeteria was none other than Harry Potter, himself. Not only is he the Boy (Man) Who Lived but he is the Head Auror on the case.
I was able to ask him a few questions before I was ever so harshly thrown from the Ministry.
Mr. Potter, what can you tell us about this case that we don't already know?
Ah- there is a reason that the details of this case have not been open to public.
Of course, but there must be something you can tell us? Any connections between the victims? Any details in the burn marks?
Bloody- no, it is crucial that we keep this as tight-lipped as possible for the sake of the victims' families. My only bit of advice is to keep yourself alert and be careful when meeting strangers.
That's all? Be care of strangers?
Look, mate, I'm just trying to eat my sandwich-
You're trying to eat your sandwich while people are dying?
Alright- that's it-
Unfortunately, readers, that was as far as I was able to get before security escorted me from the building. But rest assured I will find answers! We deserve the truth about the Burning Man!