We're all shocked.

[hkath]

Who could have predicted Star Trek "You kids get off my lawn" wank? I mean, it's just SO surprising. *eyeroll*

hkath: I want to write some really cracked out AU just so I can run it by this chick and ask her if she's seen something like that before.
hkath: Like, it takes place in a FRIDGE! And Spock is a carrot! And Kirk is a DISH OF BUTTER!
arabella_hope: LOL
arabella_hope: I LIKE IT
hkath: Chekhov is an olive
arabella_hope: :D it all makes sense now
hkath: McCoy is a jar of raspberry jam
hkath: Uhura is a curvy, curvy pear
arabella_hope: DOES INDY CRASH IN AND THROW THEM OUT TO USE IT AS HIS NUKE SHELTER?
hkath: YESSSS
hkath: YOU RUINED THE ENDING ;)
arabella_hope: \o/
arabella_hope: ...sorry
hkath: and Sulu is (of course) a half-drunk wine cooler
arabella_hope: with sharp edges
hkath: yes, pointy, pointy sulu