Allison: 2, Car Theives: 0

[hkaav]

So, they found my car! It was a few blocks from my place, with the license plates off, all my stickers off, all of my stuff gone, a new door, no key ignition, a different cassette system, a shit load of crap. This guy was trying to sell a fake gun from it and so he was arrested and now has 5 charges against him, with two previous counts against him

Comments

[unseenanimosity]

Hey! I see a penny!

::nicks it::

I'mma throw that Spiderman guy at the fucker.

[hkaav]

haha, yeah, dude he had his kids in the car or wtf??

[unseenanimosity]

Maybe he had a sexual Spider-Man fetish, I dunno

[hkaav]

gross...

[unseenanimosity]

I concur