OK...

[hjsnapepm]

Who is Me Lissa and why does she want to keep up with me on Twitter (I don't have one)? I'm not familiar with how the site works and I have no idea how to go about figuring out who would invite me by email address.

Me Lissa, is this you? Where do I know you from?

I don't get Twitter and I'm half out of my mind right now, so this is messing with me. :(