Snape fanfic...

[hjohnson1]

This is just a randon question! Does anyone else have a problem reading a Snape fanfic with sexual inuendos?...ok who reads a facfic not loaded with sex but anyway I have a problem reading Snape in any kind of sexual way...Yuck! I mean can you imagine? OK going to bed now. good night!

Comments

[shaggydogstail]

Yup, Snape having sex squicks me like WOAH! I agree with una_macpherson, voyeurism is all Snape is good for. Ages ago I offered to do drabbles on any request from my flist, and I got a couple of Snape prompts. I had to make them about wanking, because I couldn't stomach Snape getting to shag anyone. Ick, ick, ick.

[hjohnson1]

I agree, voyeurism or wanking, that is about all I could handle also.

[una_macpherson]

I remember the Snape's cock/rusty knife one :)

[shaggydogstail]

I'm trying to forget it. That prompt is the reason I no longer take drabble requests. *shudders*

Although, post-HBP I'm quite pleased I made him love/hate Dumbles the most. It's about as close as I got to an accurate prediction.

[una_macpherson]

Yep, when you think about DD now, it really fitted into the drabble *nods*

[shaggydogstail]

Prophetic porn, that's what it is.

"Haven't you noticed, professor, that the people Snape wanks over all end up dead?"