Holy Crap I'm a bad boy.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, superinsomniac (-5000 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February raivyn and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I helped thebadpaladin hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5203 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
hjerne