Snakes On A...

[hjcallipygian]

Is it possible to petition for a sequel to a film that has not yet been released?

I want a franchise, man. Snakes on a Bus. Snakes on a Cruise Ship. Snakes on a Spaceship. You name the mass transit vehicle, I want Sam Mutha-Fuckin' Jackson on it -- with snakes.

Snakes on a Plane, man. Buy a ticket. We can make this happen.