Death becomes me
Tis Halloween and I am begarbed and berobed and otherwise gussied up, prepared to go forth and inflict fear, terror, and a sort of vague anxiety on the viewing public. This year I am going out as a dead bride. With fake blood! I've never used fake blood before! It rocks! I'm going with the gang up to partake in the rich freak tapestry known as Santa Cruz. Due to several "incidents" up there last Halloween, there is now a special "Safety Enhancement Zone" in downtown. I feel safer already! Have fun, kids, and remember to eat as much candy as humanly possible!