really gay survey
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
caleb: Members are involved. At times councelers may serve as a mediatior, helping re-
me: will exclude PhD dissertations
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
caleb: top bunk
miles: second dresser drower
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
caleb: Timberwolves vs. Sacrimento Kings
miles: Halo
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
caleb: 9:39
miles: 12:58
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
both: 10:20
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
caleb: bathroom fan
miles: air bubbles from fish tank
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
both: 30 min ago, getting movies
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
caleb: hotmail
miles: my livejournal
9:What are you wearing?:
caleb: boxers
miles: shorts and socks
10: Did you dream last night? What about?:
caleb: yes, the navy
miles: yes, i was an oyster
11: When did you last laugh?
caleb: today, at myself
miles: today, at jeff for offering $2.00 for pizza
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
both: posters, lots and lots of posters oh and some umbrellas
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
both: mice humping lots and lots of mice humping
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
both: freakin stupid why are we doing this?
15: What is the last film you saw?:
both: hellboy
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
caleb: new car
miles: a house to get out of these sucky dorms
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
caleb: No!
miles: i am not really an oyster
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
caleb: ok im gonna play the no guilt card, no homosexuality.
miles: id make women mindless sex starved slaves with me and caleb as the only guys here.
19: Do you like to dance?:
caleb: (in high pitched Gir voice)"I do"
miles: i have been known to cut a few rugs
20: George Bush:
caleb: where?
miles: hes right there
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
caleb: super fly
miles: floquisha
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
caleb: super fly (my first kids name will be super fly no matter the sex)
miles: timbo speilshteinsenburg (after my sexy fish)
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
caleb: yes!
miles: no but id sure love to live with abroad lol man im funny
caleb: Members are involved. At times councelers may serve as a mediatior, helping re-
me: will exclude PhD dissertations
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
caleb: top bunk
miles: second dresser drower
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
caleb: Timberwolves vs. Sacrimento Kings
miles: Halo
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
caleb: 9:39
miles: 12:58
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
both: 10:20
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
caleb: bathroom fan
miles: air bubbles from fish tank
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
both: 30 min ago, getting movies
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
caleb: hotmail
miles: my livejournal
9:What are you wearing?:
caleb: boxers
miles: shorts and socks
10: Did you dream last night? What about?:
caleb: yes, the navy
miles: yes, i was an oyster
11: When did you last laugh?
caleb: today, at myself
miles: today, at jeff for offering $2.00 for pizza
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
both: posters, lots and lots of posters oh and some umbrellas
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
both: mice humping lots and lots of mice humping
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
both: freakin stupid why are we doing this?
15: What is the last film you saw?:
both: hellboy
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
caleb: new car
miles: a house to get out of these sucky dorms
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
caleb: No!
miles: i am not really an oyster
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
caleb: ok im gonna play the no guilt card, no homosexuality.
miles: id make women mindless sex starved slaves with me and caleb as the only guys here.
19: Do you like to dance?:
caleb: (in high pitched Gir voice)"I do"
miles: i have been known to cut a few rugs
20: George Bush:
caleb: where?
miles: hes right there
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
caleb: super fly
miles: floquisha
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
caleb: super fly (my first kids name will be super fly no matter the sex)
miles: timbo speilshteinsenburg (after my sexy fish)
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
caleb: yes!
miles: no but id sure love to live with abroad lol man im funny