spider crawling
Dear Big Ugly-Ass Spider,
I warned you the other night, and you didn't listen to me, did you? No, you skittered all around my apartment and laughed as I kicked piles of things at you and squealed. Learned your lesson, didn't you? Better watch out, or you'll find yourself flat on your back in the living room, a dried up old creepy thing crushed under the weight of the collective beauty of the men represented by that stack of Band of Brothers transcripts.
Oh wait... I mean: Stupid spider.
I warned you the other night, and you didn't listen to me, did you? No, you skittered all around my apartment and laughed as I kicked piles of things at you and squealed. Learned your lesson, didn't you? Better watch out, or you'll find yourself flat on your back in the living room, a dried up old creepy thing crushed under the weight of the collective beauty of the men represented by that stack of Band of Brothers transcripts.
Oh wait... I mean: Stupid spider.